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SEASON 2

Happy GOT Day, friends and followers! It’s time to start a new season of Game of Thrones. To help you further enjoy your Season 2 viewing experience, we’ve compiled the following list:
THINGS WE HERE AT FUCK YEAH MORMONTS WANT TO SEE THIS SEASON:
1. Lord Commander Badass Battle Santa Jeor Mormont, going beyond the Wall and kicking ass and fighting undead polar bears on the Fist. Oh yes, you remember those now, don’t you? It’s not kinslaying if they’re wights.
2. Maege “The BearFucker” Mormont, holding down the fort in the Riverlands and keeping it real with King Robb. At least another one or two quick appearances, HBO, just give us that, since our chances of seeing Dacey are slim to none.
3. Jorah Mormont, being played by Iain Glen and thus being far too handsome for Dany to push away on accounts of hairyness and baldness. Of course compared to Drogo’s oiled pecs, I guess just about anyone is “hairy.”
4. The Bear Pit at Harrenhal.
5. Strong Belwas.
Season Two Starts Tonight. Are you ready? I’m ready. Let’s do this.

I do not know where I can find a pair of these strange eye coverings… But I should rather like some. The sun is rather bright, and I’m told they are helpful.
Perhaps these will serve?

Thanks, Followers!
I just noticed I’ve passed 250 followers holy shit. THATS AWESOME THANKS EVERYONE!
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James Cosmo as Commander Jeor Mormont (Credit: HBO/Helen Sloan)
No beating around the bush, just a fantastic photo of everyone’s favourite Battle Banta.
Daenerys Targaryen and Jorah Mormont in the new trailer
OH EM GEE U GUIS THEY DRESSD 2 MATCH !!!!!!!
(I know this isnt a dany blog but gurl check you hair that is a situation that is needin rectified. 1988 called they want they crimped hair back yo)
Viserys: I’m the last hope of a dynasty, Mormont. The greatest dynasty that this world has ever seen on my shoulders since I was five years old. And no one has ever given me what they gave to her in that tent. Never! Not a piece of it. How can I carry what I need to carry without it? Who can rule without wealth or fear or love? You stand there, all nobility and honor. You don’t think I see you looking at my little sister? Don’t think I know what you want? I don’t care. You can have her. She can be Queen of the savages and dine on the finest bloody horseparts, and you can dine on whichever parts of her you like. But let me go.
Jorah: You can go. You can’t have the eggs.
Viserys: You swore an oath to me. Does loyalty mean nothing to you?
Jorah: It means everything to me.
Viserys: And yet here you stand!
Jorah: And yet here I stand.Game of Thrones - Season 1, Episode 6
Reblogging this gif set because I love love LOVE love that they worked in House Mormont’s words. DONT WORRY HBO, WE CAUGHT IT. A+++ If my house had words, I hope they would be something useful like “Shut the fuck up” because then I could say them all the time and people would see it on my banners and be all like “whoa watch out we got a badass over here”.
Poised dramatically on a cliff side.
Dramatic doves fly by.
Chest puffed out with pride.
As I utter my house words, tried and true:
“Shut the Fuck Up”
Dany and Jorah, facing trouble in the Red Wastes
From the new Game of Thrones trailer, Seven Devils.
(via fuckyeahjorahmormont)
I’ve been seeing these go around for the other houses, and I figured I’d hook us bears up.
The main images are of course from Hyperbole and a Half and the sigil from here.
GPOY me and all the followers of this blog at any given point lbh. BOTTOM RIGHT IS BASICALLY ME WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT THE MORMONTS.God bless whoever composed these. JWesterlings. You. Yes. Thank you for creating these.

